Greatest Autograph Ever
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In before all those Chuck Norris jokes.
He visited me three times…
Fail? The pic itself is a Chuck Norris joke.
Chuck Norris’s boggart is Neville Longbottom.
I <3 Neville Longbottom!
A much better solution than dealing with insurance companies and waiting for the body shop to fix it.
That autograph is one big fail. If Chuck really kicked that car, it would now be no bigger that a can.
It would have disintegrated.
then exploded.
then imploded
it would’ve recreated the big bang.
Gotta say, this is a fake. If it really would’ve been Chuck Norris, there’d be no car to autograph.
yeah, and he would have round housed the owner so hard they would have went back in time
yeah, and everyone would realize that chuck norris jokes arent funny.
Now, now… Chuck Norris can show restraint. As a matter of fact, Chuck Norris the only force in the universe that can restrain Chuck Norris.
I’m more interested in why the bootprint is above the dent, rather than on it. Unless it is and the reflection is just messing with me.
Chuck Norris has only ever thrown one full force kick. We call it “The Big Bang”
ja ja ja, right…
Chuck Norris only needs one kick to destroy the whole parking lot, he probably bumped up against the car b/c he didn’t like the car/paint job.
Maybe this picture was taken where the truck landed…
I can only imagine that after a Chuck Norris’ round-house kick, the truck went flying and landed on the other side of the earth.
But then it should really say “Chuck Norris was 12,000 miles from here”.
that would have been soooo much funnier!
He WAS there – he is NOW 12,000 miles from there cos the car went flying. That should clear it all up
rumor has it he did this from 100 feet away… using air.
Hell yeah, Chuck Norris rules!
that car wouldve collapsed inward if that was the man himself.
Mayb he didnt kick it? Mayb he just needed sumwhere to rest his foot (while possibly eating a kebab consisting of live rattlesnakes and boiling lava) and it was less work for him to forge a footrest into the car that to walk over to the toe-bar…
He also needed to take a piss after his meal which wore away the paint in specific spots until it read “Chuck Norris was here”
you should write books!
LOL, thx dude. Me n a few mates were makin kebab jokes a few days before i saw this pic n were laughin about how leaning on ur toe bar is something that always seems to happen when eating a kebab with mates around ur car XD.
The rattle snakes n lava was just the fact that i know all those bloody jokes all 2 well lol
This is something no insurance can fix. Not even the gecko.
Nooo!!!!! If it was really Chuck Norris, there would be no car left.
What the picture doesn’t show you was that there was a Ninja hiding in the door of that car, Chuck Norris say the Ninjas darstardly plan and killed him by kicking the door, also leaving a written autograph to make up for damaging that guys car.
No he wasn’t. That car would have ceased to exist if Chuck Norris so much as touched it with his pinky toe. He eats those vehicles for breakfast.
The footprint should be in the deepest part of the dent, dumbass.
That said, it’s really not hard to kick a dent like that in a car. Norris my ass. Any guy named chuck will do.
That just made your car twice as awesome. =D
He kicked it so hard he bent space and time resulting in his shoe print being on top of the dent instead of in it.
Why the car isn’t smashed into pieces?
I wonder that myself sometimes…