Engineers, They Love To Drink
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Every time someone says “Engineer”, I now think of Team Fortress 2.
And this seems like something the engineer from the game would do.
WE call this the fountain of youth.
apparently you’re not a student… don’t worry about it.
Spy tapping my beer dispenser!
I’m thinking more along the lines of “Tokyo Gore Police.”
wow, that was an amazing movie.
Spy’s sappin my sentry.
Get in! my type of longer lasting pleasure.
That’s got to take a deal more in the way of fine motor skills than he will have by the time he gets to the bottom of all of that beer. OTOH, no weirder than drinking a yard of ale.
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Congratulations… :/ no reeeaaaalllly I am like totally serious so dude…..SHUT UP
Oooow, the last sip is gonna run down his forehead.
Nah, it’ll just go from being a line to a curve, and he’ll get rid of cups as they empty.
lol , record
we do
Amen, Dan.
we certainly need a drink
yes we do, we really do
I’ve heard of Fountain Drinks.. I never knew it was like this
Less time and more beer… Can you complain?
Yah cuz all you need is an inverted pylon and some rubber hose! The construction worker’s beer bong
We do that all the time (non engineers)
this is no win, its nothing special
Oh me too! I want to ruin the fun too!
Watch me troll away and be a prick.
An engineer would immediately recognize that if this picture was taken five seconds later it would be on failblog, not here.
it depends on how fast it was going.
This looks like it would be better accomplished by a tightly-fitted straw through the side of each cup, with an opening in the straw inside each cup. A hole punch would probably do the trick.
That takes skill or alcoholism.
hangover?
Hangover from four wee cups of clear beer? You’re a pussy
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that kid will go far! It even looks like he is in the library or student center, haha
Please don’t drink and derive.
Oh no, not the calculus jokes. Don’t. Even. Start. Why kind of math does a mermaid use for support? Algae Bra. Why was the mathematician obsessed with initial value equations? Well, y knot. See what you started?
hhahahah it does look like he is in a library or something dude on the other side of the room dosent even care…. Cool as hell but I woukd have to say that thus is apple juice
Thus? If your apple juice has foam, your roommates are drinking the juice and pissing in the bottle. This explains the strange aftertaste you’ve been complaining about.
Speaking as an engineer, this is a lot of fun. I highly recommend it. And for even more fun, try a five cup waterfall.
I’m not surprised that the way it is at Queen’s U, the engineers work hard and play hard. They also get dipped in purple dye their first year.
that’s nothing, here in leuven, belgium, there’s a guy who can take on 9: it’s called a “little waterfall”
http://i50.tinypic.com/f3i3no.jpg
doing such a thing with 2 or 3 beers is sometimes done on a so called cantus (don’t know if it’s know in other countries: just singing songs and drinking beer, but mostly drinking :p ) this guy took it to the next level
he’s already got fans on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=watervalleke&init=quick#/pages/Bart-Sallets-De-man-van-het-9-pinte-watervalleke/34365794537
Sallets is the master!!
Amazing ‘watervalleke’!
not sure just why engineers have been choosen as idiots, as one with insight , ill never drink again, since funnels are far more efficient volumetrically. lol,,,,,,luv digg
That doesn’t look like it’s going to end well: the top cup is much fuller than the bottom one – chances are he’s going to spill the content of the top cup over his head.
He should have cut parts out of the cups at the edge, so the beer can flow down freely without having to tip all the way vertically (or beyond that, causing in spillage and humiliation). Some simple adhesive tape to attach the cups to each other, and you’ve got yourself a much better design.
Physicists > Engineers.
You fail so hard. Even a physicist doesn’t always think in a linear fashion. An engineer will know to alter the flow path from a line to a curve. It’s like bending light, only more fun and you can burp the alphabet afterwards.
The way he’s holding it makes that impossible though.
And lets be honest, an engineer would use a pitcher.
But… then you can’t grab the next set while drinking this set, because you have to use both hands, and you can’t make the line as long as you want.
You won’t be able to drink more than four beers without stopping!
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Great engineering concept.
I need to try it too.
thanks from tony
that guy can hold 4 beers at once so i guess he must be an engineer
Are you kidding? I used to do that with 6 beers back in the days!
I work with engineers…and they DO love to drink.
What does an engineer use for birth control? ……….. His personality.
Really!
helps steady the nerves
Its a realy very amazing. I wanna also try it in such way to drink next time.
Yo dawg! I heard you like beer……
Cant see why you are an engineer just to figure that out..
f1rst
i think this is my uncle O.o
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mmmm i smell a society advancing.
oh my gosh that is my cousin. Who is an engineer. Wow i’m so glad I share these genes.
We are we are we are we are we are the engineers!
we can we can we can we can demolish 40 beers!
Drink rum drink rum drink rum all day so come along with us!
‘Cause we won’t give a damn for any old man who don’t give a damn about us!
Here’s to Reza! Here’s to Reza!
Here’s to Reza he’s a horse’s ass!
Why was he born so pitiful, why was he born at all? HEY HEY!
He’s no fucking use to anyone, he’s not fucking use at all!
So
Drink Motherfucker Drink Motherfucker Drink Motherfucker Drink!
Drink Motherfucker Drink Motherfucker Drink Motherfucker Drink!
Engineers… Making the easy difficult….
A true engineer would realize how inefficient this is and just use a bigger cup.