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What is she thinking of?
kfc
I wonder what he’s thinking of…
i’m gonna go out on a limb and say….tacos.
I he was black the answer would be rape.
Dur hur hur! He made a funniez!
Arby’s
I can has chicken sandwich?
HES THINKIING OF SLEEPING MORE, NOT WORKING A REAL JOB, AND STYEALING MORE AMERICAN TAX PAYER MONEY TO FEED HIS HRODE OF ELIGAL IMIGRENT CHILDREN WHO R RUINING AMERICA OBAMA IS AN ALIEN AOBAMA LIS AN ALIANE OBAMA WHERES UT RBIRTH CERTIFIECTE MR OBAMAE?!
wtf is a hrode?
Dude, stop giving conservatives a bad name. Need help?
Step 1: Find the CAPS LOCK key on your keyboard. It should be somewhere to the left. Press it. A little light will turn off somewhere on the keyboard. This will raise your IQ by ten points automatically.
Step 2: Learn how to spell. There are many ways to do this – taking third grade again, for example, or spending a few hours a day on a Speak and Spell. Eventually, people will be able to read what you’re saying without having to decipher each word.
Step 3: Learn how to use punctuation. You could do this by reading a sixth-grade grammar textbook. This will allow you to organize your ideas into conveniently divided packages. Sort of like a the TV dinner that you eat while watch FOX News.
Step 4: Research politics at sources that are unbiased (finding these sources is going to be difficult, but you can if you persevere.) You could also try looking at facts about the world from the such sources as the Encylopaedia Britannica (which can be found at your local public library. This is probably known to you as “THE BIULDING DOWNT HE STREET FULL FO BOOKS THAT AREW ASTING MY TAXPAREY DOLLERS!”) You will soon find that President Obama’s birth certificate is on record and perfectly valid. You will also find that a large number of Hispanics in America are here legally, have jobs, have only two or three children, and are quite often smarter than you.
Step 5: Armed with your new political knowledge, re-think your philosophy. Stop being a racist and a troll. Go apologize to a Hispanic person, as well as President Obama.
(Today’s self-help guide is brought to you by: Tereglith’s Wholesale Troll/Retard Feed Company. For all of your Troll- and/or Retard-feeding needs.)
Damn. *watching FOX news*
It was going so well, too.
Well played Tereglith, well played.
tl/dr
Um, you guys realize this guy is screwing around, right? All those misspellings?
Rule #4 of the Internet: don’t feed the trolls.
Sadly, I have seen people who, in their actual writing, make more and worse spelling mistakes than that, and think nothing of it.
Step 1: Find the CAPS LOCK key on your keyboard. It should be somewhere to the left. Press it. A little light will turn off somewhere on the keyboard. This will raise your IQ by ten points automatically.
It should be somewhere to the left.
*THAT* is territory he obviously will not tread. Ever.
lol, true. Unless he’s a liberal trying to make conseravtives look bad, which would be really sad. I don’t think I can write a self-help blurb for that.
A++++++! Great player!!
Tereglith,
You are my hero. It’s idiots like THE TRUTH which make me fear for our future…
I just thought I’d give you a thumbs up on your efforts to make Troll/Retard’s more civilized.
<3 Moni
You need to be thinking about a education. You spell like an inbred racist hick from the uneducated south. Oh, wait, I’m being just like you.
No, it’s just another tweener whose parents expect the internet to raise their kids. He just discovered a web site that’s been around longer than the errant sperm cell that created him. He is a wanna/b/tard.
i’s don’t know why you are talking about the unedumacated south fo… i’z probably smarter than youz be you yankee sity living POS.
What the HELL was that?
As a political conservative, I agree this guy gives us a bad name. Yelling in all caps making empty accusations is stupid. I have more respect for liberals who can back up their beliefs, than I have for a fellow conservative that doesn’t know what the hell he or she is talking about.
LMAO…Is your name supposed to be Ironic?? Call yourself the truth and then everything you say is Lies. I bet the mexican guy in this picture, can spell your language better than you can.
If a person can’t spell chances are they are completely unable to grasp the complex details of the Legislative, Judicial, and Executive branches of government. Go back to high school, get a pity diploma.
You have bigger problems than a President who is looking out for your best interest, even though you hate him for it. You are too stupid to know what is in your own best interest.
I thought you were sposed to be thinking Arbys!?!
Isn’t there some rule about not snapping photos of people unless they’re aware of it?
Shaddup.
*click*
Yea, and there’s also rules about not farting in people’s faces as they sleep, but who’s going to stop them?
“I’ve been dreaming about opening my own fast-food franchise! How cool would that be? I mean, I’d be my own boss and I could open new locations across the U.S. and eventually compete with McDonald’s and Burger King and the other big boys of the industry!
Nahh… forget it.
Who am I kidding? I’m just a fly sitting on some commuter’s head.”
Wow! They even accounted for the sleeping-head-tilt. Well played indeed.
…however, on second thought it maybe makes the ad truly affective only 20% of the time? Dunno. Just puttin’ it out there.
*affective = effective. Ok, I’m done replying to my own damn comment.
I’m sure if jumbo was in this pic it’d be a big cock lawl
too funny
Epic win for sure. I’m thinking Arbys lol
Wow, what a funny advertising pattern. That dude wants chicken!
I swear there’s a chicken on his shirt.
Can he haz cheezburgerz ?
McMindControl?
FTW! Total Win!!!
WTF
Mista F!