Impressions Of The Darkside
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Here we see Vader’s retirement portrait.
Submitted by: I-80 in Nevada, own photo via Submission Page
And, this is the lovely valley he is retiring to, full of incredibly difficult golf courses and live-in nurses.
Favorite Comment!
Mr. J:
Nerdgasm. I had one.
-Dr. Winopolis
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Source: Monet’s Vader with a Parasol
http://www.limpfish.com/pics/vader_with_a_parasol
Exit 333? Shouldn’t it have been exit 666?
He’s retired, so he’s only semi-evil.
Despite what people might want to think, Darth Vader is not the Anti-Christ. The Anti-Christ is suppose to seem like a good guy until the very end. You know Vader is evil from the start. Therefore he’s disqualified as Anti-Christ material.
Vader is not evil at all.
So the Anti-Christ is good until the final moments. Vader is evil until the final moments. Does this make Vader the Anti-Anti-Christ?
Two words about what you said.. Anakin Skywalker
Awesome, we actually have a copy of that real portrait hanging on the wall of the nursing home I work in. Never look at it the same again…
Nerdgasm. I had one.
I still haz my nersgazm. I looked at my fiancé and just pleaded.
Vader is gonna be pissed when he finds out they spelled his retirement valley’s name wrong.
Sorry, meant to say: they ‘spelt’ his retirement valley’s name wrong.
Stupid spell checked tried to yankify me.
Actually, it’s spelled the way John McCain pronounced it when he tried to claim he was “Luke Skywalker fighting the Deeth Starr”. {Anyone else remember them playing the Star Wars theme when he walked out on the stage during the 2000 (or 2004?) RNC Convention?? My sides hurt from laughing for hours after that!!} Anyway, apparantly, McCain actually meant he was at war with Nevada which makes sense since he’s from Arizona and Nevada has Las Vegas and Arizona has, um, a lot of heat and sand.
Awesome…
I wanna be like him
when i grow
Why does the guy in the truck have his door open?
Am I the only one who notices shit like this?
Because maybe he broke down in the middle of the highway…
I need that painting! Where can I get it?!
http://www.limpfish.com is the original artist
OMFG! I used to live just twenty minutes from that Deeth Starr Valley exit! MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!
Now someone must build a trench with a road running down it. At the end, a bar must be constructed. Its name shall be “The Vent,” and it shall serve drinks such as the Proton Torpedo and the Design Flaw.
Scott, I’ll meet you there. The bar shall even have turrets thru which the drinks are passed.
So my dad is a long-haul trucker, and early one morning he sends me this picture. (Blurry, and it was early-morning) underneath it said “I am your father… Lol.
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Wife: Take this next exit…
Brad: (mon calimari accent) IT’S A TRAP!!!!!!
Dude!!!
I’ve driven by that town before! Its in the middle of nowhere in Nevada (I think it was somewhere between Vegas and SLC).
I always tell people about that when they mention Star Wars.
Emperor: Now, witness the selling power of this fully stocked and operational souvenir station.
Ackbar: It’s a tourist trap! Our road trip can’t repel sightseeing of that magnitude!
It’s on I-80 in Northeast Nevada between Reno and Salt Lake. Just east of Elko.