Feel The Power!

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If you don’t know what to get your significant other for valentine’s day, this could be a good idea.
-Dr. Winopolis
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skrag2112:
This would be a great lobby poster for the “Hungry, Hungry Hippos” movie.

It is the best shirt ever. I own one. Search for “Hippipoticorn tshirt”. It seriously is the best shirt ever.
First? oh and I want this shirt!
Congratulations but not really. and who would’nt want it?
i want it sooooo bad!
Holy carp! The fabled Three Hippocorn Shirt!
Yay three Uni-hippo moon!
I want this shirt so badly! Awesome.
three unipotamus moon?
This would be a great lobby poster for the “Hungry, Hungry Hippos” movie.
Hippocorns!!!
Yup. Nothing says loving on the way like giving your woman the idea that she reminds you of a trio of loud braying hippo-corns. Note the horns coming from each hippo to make it more “magical”. Honey, forget those gas station stuffed animals, go get me that t-shirt and I will wear it everytime you want to “snuggle”.
Feel the power of the Three Hippo Moon!
I never knew there were such mythical creatures as Unihippos
I thought they were Hippocorns?
Three Hippocorn Moon? It’ll probably dominate Three Wolf Moon and Three Cat Moon.
Because even if cats and wolves work together, they cannot match the power of the mighty hippocorn.
o_o I really want this T-shirt! Unippos? Awesome!! Plus I think it’s the perfect gag gift for my Mom’s birthday…
So, what’s the consensus? Unihippo or Hippocorn?
I like Unipotamus!
I must have this… it… it’s irresistible…
This is from http://clackindustriescom.easycgi.com/store/page2.html and I’m 90% positive its sagoon-related.
I own this shirt. It is called Three Hippipoticorn Moon T-shirt. The picture doesn’t do it justice. For maximum effectiveness, wear under sport coat in the rich part of town. Heads explode.
I lol’d
this looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO weird.
Oh my crap. Someone vomited epic win over that t-shirt.
*all over
Oh wow so I laughed super hard, and THEN I saw the horns and now my stomach hurts from laughing again! AWESOME!
I cant get on board with this one… Itll never be as awesome as the 3 wolf moon shirt =/
WORD.
I so want this shirt. honestly.
oh wow, where can I get one?
Supersaiyan Hippo… whit a horn…
http://clackindustriescom.easycgi.com/store/page2.html <- found this by searching "three hippo moon"… failed with "hippocorn" as they call them "hippopoticorns".
The Three Hippopoticorns Moon shirt makes my Two Hippopoticorns Moon shirt look out of date. I was already getting laid at an insane rate already but once I have this gem I will be having three- and four-ways daily. WIN!
I would fall at any man’s feet if I saw him wearing this- for surely only a god can wear such epic win and not spontaneously combust
xx
I know, right? I’m about to combust over that thought, too. Or it could be the Mexican food I had.
This is *amazing*. Must. Buy. I’ve never SEEN anything so epic… much less on a shirt…
Guys, SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? THIS IS A PARODY OF A SHIRT! On Amazon, there was a “Three Wolves, One Moon” shirt and it got all these hits. The person just replaced the wolves with unihippos. So, yeah, it’s kinda funny but you GOTTA know the story!! SEARCH IT!!!!!!!
No, really?
Congratulations! You made your first funny shirt. Oh wait… this is an epic win post, not a fucking shirt ad.
Howdy, we designed this shirt as an in-joke and started offering it on the web so that our friends could order it. We never imagined that anybody beyond our circle of dolts would find it funny or worth having. We truly are humbled by the response to it. Thank you to everyone who has ordered one or just thought it was funny enough to comment.
And to FUCKYOU… well, duh!!! Ass clown. Why don’t you go to our page and read it.
I swear… no offense to the clever folks reading this, but the internet is full of mongoloid retards. Actually, that’s not fair to the developmentally disabled… there needs to be a new descriptor for knee-jerk douchebags on the internet that isn’t an insult to other people.
You can’t even imagine how many pussies I get when I wear this shirt.
I bet it’s a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL size
I guess you can’t spell FTW without WTF…