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O M F G. We’re screwed now. The second the feeder opens the cage, Kung-Fu Black Bear begins the war to end all wars.
Then don’t feed him. A true master is above the elements of hunger.
All beware the kung fu bear,
it’s everywhere, it eats a hare,
it’s paws are bare, mercy is rare,
so if you dare, just go in there
OMG! I think we’ve finally discovered the one thing that could destroy chuck norris!
nah not even chuck norris can destroy chuck norris
Why’s it gotta be a black thing?
monkey sword fight (link) has met its match.
…some bears never forget the hard days in china’s forests
Well actually that is in Japan, the people are speaking Japanese in the footage.
They might be japanese tourists in china:D
Maybe he came from china.
They are speaking korean you fucktard.
Actually, they *are* speaking japanese. “Sugoi” meaning “terrific, amazing, great” is distinctive several times.
…so…basically…Language Recognition Fail.
Thanks, I recognized the word, “Sugoi,” from Japanese videos and I always wondered what it meant. Thanks for telling me.
i love how you are name calling because you think you’re right, when you’re wrong. They are speaking japanese.
someone else says it later, so here’s my thought:
The loud noisy group is definitely Japanese. However, the speech from earlier doesn’t sound like Japanese to me. I can’t hear enough to pick up words, but the cadence is wrong, if that makes sense. I think there may be two groups.
It’s all Japanese. There might be some Kansai-ben in there, which may explain the odd cadence or pronunciation.
Holy crap, that bear is so good that I’m wondering whether or not it’s real
And then I knew for sure when it licked its balls.
He wasn’t licking his balls. He was “meditating.”
Licking your balls does help greatly in clearing ones mind.
Wait, did I say that out loud? O_O
No, you typed it.
WIN
you would know this how, might i ask ???? i are you THAT flexible??? plus if u are, why would you want to?? you can get ur g.f to 3:)
he also uses his face in a way that a human in a costume would not.
And yeah, balls
What better way to spend lazy days in the zoo than to master ancient martial arts?
Your tag should probably be “kung fu” instead of “knug fu”.
Nevertheless the bear rocks my socks off.
It’s nothing special. It’s an Asian bear.
fake!
don’t be such a troll
Does it really make you a troll to point out that a fake video is fake? Cuz that is a new definition of the word troll…
stop trolling some more, you troll-indicating troller troll! I’m such a troll sometimes.
is it possible you could have used anything ELSE beginning with troll??? lololol
well of course it’s not fake. the video title says so. DUH.
haha, looks like he hit himself in the nuts
I guess he is his own worst enemy.
He has come to his senses that he’s become senseless. And he could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships.
if you’ve ever tried to learn staff or nunchuks, you’d know that getting smacked in the nuts is part of the learning process. unavoidable.
I think all Asian zoo animals do this, it just comes with the territory.
The Bear Cavalry was bad enough; now there are Ninja Bears. We are so fucked.
Not to mention Bear Force One…
If Chuck Norris died (Only a theory since we know Chuck is immortal) and came back to earth in a new form, he’d be this bear… Then we’d really be fucked
dude you got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much faith in chuck norris…..
Wait. I thought Po was a Panda. Oh well. SKADOOSH!:D
to bad it’s not a panda
real pandas are to fat and lazy for that
That bear has some serious bo staff skills.
… better than the cameraman’s camera skills.
Hehe true words^^
Gee, I wonder why that would be…
Skills. Poor thing’s probably bored out of his mind in that zoo.
According to the article in The Telegraph (UK news source), an expert has gone over the video and determined that it’s real. They go further by claiming that the bear likely learned to do this out of sheer boredom. Some zoos will provide habitats that look good to visitors, but are minimal, and animals are not given any mental or physical challenges, resulting in behaviours that are out of the norm.
tl;dr: EPIC bear with bo staff skills!
That was my assumption. It looked as if it was probably real, though clearly editted for times the bear was actually doing something, and possibly speeded up a bit at points. The bear was probably playing with the stick one day, and it kept doing it when it noticed that the people made approving sounds. He probably got quite good at it after a while.
Great, now when I go hiking I have to worry about getting mauled AND beaten by a stick
Good ‘un! LOL
Or do you mean the little old ladies?
This Bear learned a lot from his master Kungfu Panda xD
If you think this bear’s bad, wait till you meet his Sensei!
LOL its kung fu pandas cousin!!!!
At least he’s not a panda…
Fake.
What is it with asians making crap like this up anyway?
In what way do you think it’s fake?
because the bear is better than him
About as fake as your life, you worthless jackass.
You guys are really attached to believing this is real… It’s like your lives will be less meaningful if this is fake.
No, we just find trolls like you annoying. GTFO.
It’s probably because the poor thing’s in a fucking cage.
Ha-ha, He got this from Happy Feet. Wow the humans, save the species, yadda-yadda-yadda.
Pretty sure I’ve seen that exact reply on just about anything even vaguely impressive related to animals. That you?
WE ARE SCREEEEEEEEWED!!!
*starts singing* And everybody was Kung Fu fighting….
āŖ That bear was fast as lightning āŖ
ā«āŖ In fact it was a little bit frighteningāŖā«
For they fought with expert timing
hooh- haah !
lololololololololololol
I, for one, welcome our new kung-fu bear overlords.
Here here!
If these two were to ever have offspring, we’d be doomed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_%28soldier_bear%29
Jeez…let the bear stay up late to watch one Bruce Lee movie and look what happens…
This, is some scary shit. I knew it was a good idea to train my dog to use a katana. I’m gonna need the defense.
Stephen Colbert is in deep trouble now.
Ha! So True, they are always at the top of his threat downs.
Stephen Colbert needs to alert the Nation to this threat…
If this bear, bear cavalry, dog paratroopers, boxing panda, the bearforce, and panda cavalry…. Screw zombies, I’m gearing of for this apocalypse.
Never try to fight a bear with a wood stick.
Never.
It is probably a retired circus bear that was trained to twirl and toss batons.
Whatever. I killed that bear’s master.
You are screwed! Isn’t this how the Teenage Mutant ninja Turtles got started. We are looking at the newest Master Splinter!
Can somebody with some editing software please turn the stick into a light-sabre and send me a link? I have a feeling it could be a internet hit.
Also put some star wars music in there for good measure.
Oh please please plEEEEEEEzzE!!!
Japan, where even the bears are ninjas.
Just as a side note, they’re speaking Korean, not Japanese.
No, they’re speaking Japanese, as evidenced by the fact that I could actually understand some of what they were saying.
The loud noisy group is definitely Japanese. However, the speech from earlier doesn’t sound like Japanese to me. I can’t hear enough to pick up words, but the cadence is wrong, if that makes sense. I think there may be two groups.
Fake! It is doing the Marine Silent Drill routine…… Watch this then one of their routines very very similar.
Bad troll. No cookie.
Have to add an WIN here^^
Are you trying to imply that it is somehow impossible to train a bear to perform said routine?
This bear is scary enough to make you pooh your pants!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sugoi!
I just love how he gets distracted and starts gnawing on his foot at the same time.
It’s like his foot just slowly creeps up on him and he’s like: What? Oh, oh… omg. *om nom nom nom, twirl, twirl, om nom*
and thats why he is in the zoo to keep him from ruling the world with his crazy ninja skills
Lord, I have heard that bears are quite clever in fact. Now I know, that if they had more agile hands they could do realy awesome stuff O_o
dude it looks like hes doing rifle drills…..
that bears is like “i have mastered the arts of kung fu! now lets start the world domination!”
This video looks shopped.
Can you tell from some of the pixels?
Disregard that, I am an idiot who thinks everything he types is comedic gold.
Thank you for being one of the first people to realize that.
he’s not the first.
A bear is doing kung fu. Your argument is invalid.
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muahaa
double post, my bad
now that renders all of your arguments useless….!
Put your head in its mouth!
kung fu panda. the real story.
also this bear is going to replace jack plack as poh
I’m pretty sure this used to be Bruce Lee’s bear.
Brother Bear!!
Did anyone else notice that the bear looked like it was trying to eat its own foot for almost half the video?
HE’S BEE PLAYING WITH THE TURTLES IN THAT GREEN OOZ
Well, we all knew China was going to take over the world, and now we know how: Kung Fu Bear Assassins.
I know this will bring up the whole China/Japan/Korea debate, but it is a Himalayan Black Bear. No matter where the zoo is, the bear is Chinese.
FAKE!
THAT’S NOT A BEAR!
THAT’S A NINJA IN A BEAR SUIT!
wooooooooo this is your next bruce lee people!!