Submitted by Crank, who just called up Lady Gaga. She wasn’t home.

Before the Zack Morris phone debuted, you could enjoy the ease of carrying around a giant suitcase with a phone in it. It was a great way to simulate what it would be like to be a telephone repair person.

Submitted by Berg, a friend to all sitcom theme songs

Man, it’s windy there!

Thank you Alex, for giving us this amazing remake of the theme song!

Submitted by Tazzy, who is also a fan of frogger

I remember playing this for hours.

Kicking it old school today. Bask in the simplicity.

Submitted by Derby Shines, who is a closet mint-addict

I love how blase the wife is about her husband unleashing his inner Olympic skier right on the coffee table. At least he got a medal. Tomorrow go for gold, Arthur!

Submitted by Berg, who wonders if Samantha was the boss?

Whoever wrote this script really understands the way kids talk and relate to one another. I bet ‘Lyss thought this video humiliation would fade away in to obscurity, but she’d be wrong.

Submitted by Meredith P, who prefers to play with a purpose

This is one of my fond memories from childhood…

These toys have seen things they can’t unsee. Private things.

Submitted by Larry D, who needs a new pair of kicks

The little squishy Basketball!! These shoes were so cool in the 90s.

The best part about these shoes is that they tricked you in to thinking more work meant cooler footwear. Those evil shoe geniuses.

Submitted by Alex B, who always hung out with the chosen four.

A surefire way to keep you inside not enjoying the beautiful day. Come to think of it, times haven’t changed all that much. Yesterday’s Super Nintendo is today’s Peggle.

Submitted by Sara H, the queen of two-for-one school supplies

Ok, so they didn’t work too well, but they were the coolest things ever. Dual functions…how much better can it get!

But is it any match for the dual functionality of the squiggle pen?

Submitted by Heatherlyn L, who has a hankering for a hunk of cheese

Who could forget these PSA announcements on Saturday morning from Timer? We never knew exactly what he was, but we loved him for telling us to eat cheese, how we digest, and to brush our teeth and make healthy snacks.

Looks like Mr. Peanut‘s older, disproportionate cousin has been out of work for quite some time. It’s too bad easy cheese knocked him out of the job market or he’d be living la vida loca right now.